Dear owner-of-cat-that-may-be-dead-soon,

The Kona does not appreciate being taunted by your cat.  You see, it's not cool that it sits on the window ledge right in front of The Kona's main window.  Nope.  It's also not cool that your cat sits in front of our mailbox either.  Oh, and The Kona does not like being able to see the cat from the basement window in the window well. 

It's very uncool that this happens mainly at midnight.  The Mama also does not appreciate being woken up multiple times because your cat is taunting The Kona.

Maybe it's just a strange strange love. Either way, next time dear owner-of-cat-that-may-be-dead-soon, next time, I will let the Kona out. 

All my love,

Harmony