Well, mainly, my hair and I.
We spent a lot of time bonding throughout the world together.
Swirling in the wind, tangling into massive knots, getting food squashed into it.
Until. . .
we had a fight, which I won.
We decided to give most of my hair to Locks of Love.
Except for I hadn't quite forgiving it completely. . . .
Ah. Now the hair is completely forgiven.