What have we been doing?

Well, mainly, my hair and I. 

We spent a lot of time bonding throughout the world together.

Swirling in the wind, tangling into massive knots, getting food squashed into it. 

Until. . . 

we had a fight, which I won. 

We decided to give most of my hair to Locks of Love. 

Except for I hadn't quite forgiving it completely. . . .

Ah. Now the hair is completely forgiven.