Went to Wally World they other day.
I found this tote.
It was red-orange.
I bought it.
I've been in love with this color for, hmmmm, forever.
Sign says "don't forget lid."
When I'm at home, The Husband discovers the lid doesn't match.
We are back at Wally World.
I only bring the lid, because really, why would I bring the whole tote?
Lady at the front of Wally World has a worried look.
Tells me to go promptly to customer service.
I wait in line.
Get up there, next lady looks at me crazy.
"I just want to change the lid, I got the wrong size."
(what i'm really thinking of saying is yes,
i stole only the lid, because it was red-orange.)
"Okay, go get it and bring it back here."
No Red-Orange lids.
Grab a gray lid.
Even though I can't stand it.
Take it to second lady in the customer service
but I am waiting in line first.
Third customer service lady says
"She made you wait in line?"
Walk by the first lady.
I tote the gray tote lid out to my car to the waiting Kona.
Go back inside Wally World.
Also find red-orange tote lids I the 18 gallon variety.
Grab red-orange lid.
Go back to customer service.
third lady has a long line.
I don't wait.
"Mammm? I found the red-orange lid, can I trade yet again.?"
third lady stares at me.
I hand her the red-orange lid.
(Read at a rapid rate and quick tempo)
Bypass first lady again.
Grab my cursed gray lid from the car with The Kona
Bypass front door first lady
Head over to Customer Service
Not waiting again.
Trade the gray for the red-orange.
Sweet. Sweet. Success.