I watched my life flash before my eyes.

Trying to blow off some steam.

Sitting my rump on a Lifetime picnic table outside.

Soaking in all the vitamin D I can.

Drip-Drop...

Is it raining?

Nope.

It's only those seagulls barely visible in the sky

Circiling. . . Pooping.

I really could have just died. 

Funny, how having poop so close

Makes me not angry anymore.