Things I never knew:

that computer monitor pixels can be "out"

that you can send a brand new computer monitor back because 1 pixel is "out"

that a computer monitor in transit could completely consume my husband's thoughts

that a new computer monitor could have TWO pixels out and cause complete depression

that you can fix "out" pixels by simply pressing a cloth on it

that a new computer monitor can completely consume my husband's thoughts STILL

I could almost be jealous of said Monitor, good thing he is muy cute!