Placentas within Holes

there was a hole
in the middle of the ground

the prettiest hole 

that you ever did see

and the green grass grows all around all around
and the green grass grows all around

and by this hole
there was a husband
the handsomest husband

that you ever did see
and the husband dug the hole
and the hole in the ground
and the green grass grows all around all around
and the green grass grows all around

and in this hole

 there was a PLACENTA
the grossest thing
that you ever did see
and the placenta in this hole
and the husband made the hole
and the hole in the ground
and the green grass grows all around all around
and the green grass grows all around

I hope you have enjoyed this version of Placentas within Holes with lyrics by Harmony.  You may find this fact interesting that the tree was planned to be purchased before said placenta made it's appearance in our fridge.  It just happened to be a happy coincidence they were planted together.  In case you are queasy, I took this picture of our lovely bush to ease you, because I could have put a picture of the placenta instead.

You are welcome.

 

**I was just asked "why?" Well, placentas are extremely nutritious, I mean, they grow babies.  So recycle don't waste right?  Apparently, some cultures have always done this, plus the symbolism of new birth etc.  I did it mainly for the fact so I could  blog about it and one day drive by with Orion and say, "Behold, that tree grew from the same placenta you did."