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10 Reasons to be thankful for crutches, wheelchairs, and a bum knee

1. I have The Derek

2. Little kids can't help but stare and then ask you point blank, why your leg is broken.

3. Family that will do almost anything i ask.  I'm sure this will change as soon as I'm off the crutches.

4. It is only temporary, it could be worse.

5. I don't have to clear the snow.

6. I haven't driven in over a month.

7. I could shop in a wheel chair at midnight Black Friday Morning. 

8. People moved out of the way and are super nice at 2 AM when seeing a girl in a wheelchair. 

9.  I am way faster on crutches that I ever was walking.

10. People are even nicer when they see you have a huge load to carry whilst on a wheelchair and you look like this. 

Stack of 3

They could have warned me at least.

Because, I did order some English chips, a giant scone with a cup of honey butter, and a combination plate for Derek.

I wasn't really hungry. I did manage to eat 1/4 of it. 

Goodbye IHOP, Sill's is where it's at!

Behold, The Knee of Knees.

Are you thinking what I am?

OMgosh.

Lame.

All hail the knee.

Speed. I am Speed.

Full Speed that is.

Sad Kona

We've been really boring lately. 

We've taken 6 photos in the last month. It is unheard of.

And Kona, poor, poor Kona. 

She has gained a couple pounds since we've been crutch bound.

Residents urged to prepare for expected blizzard conditions in UTAH

A BLIZZARD.  Maybe we'll get to make more snow forts!

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Travel Safe!

Running

So i don't know if people realize this or not.  

It is November 18th.  

It is suppose to be 60 degrees today.

But still, it's November, why are you running outside?

Crazies

Twisted Sister

Little Sister Hali, she wants to be a Physical Therapist which also stands for 

TORMENTOR.

So she is in lots of Anatomy, chemistry, physics, and basically, all the hardest ones.

She practices what she knows by drawing diagrams and giving lessons.

on a white board.

Mini Letters

I've seen many blogs doing this lately. It looks fun. So here goes.

Dear Sun,

I am feeling pale, please come out. 

Dear Hello Dolly Cast and Auntie Mitsie,

I <3 musicals. Thanks for a fabulous night with me grinning goofily. Such fun.

Dear Gnarly Hair,

Dang you for changing my mind when I woke up the next morning and you were all nice and curly, changing my mind once again.

Dear Susan,

Thanks for trimming said Gnarly Hair.

Dear Book Thief, 

Such a sad story, if only we could change history.

Dear Marshallese People,

Here's to hoping! Ü

Dear Husband,

Thanks for being my chauffeur and helping me put on my right sock this morning. My leg is longer than you think, even though I'm only 5'1.

 

Quart Life Crisis

PART TWO

really, there are only 2 parts.

Which is sad, because really, in the scheme of things, it's just a short time.

Yadi yadi yadi.

I feel that Part One Crisis stems to this because, 

Soccer Chicks (AKA HARMONY) have long hair

so you can wear it on the top of your head naturally

My hair is getting to the point or scraggly.

It's past the middle of my back.

I got a wavy perm and it has created this.

Meet Snarl.

No it's not me, but this really is what it looks like.

 I also cut my hair maybe once a year

You know what this means.

So I ask you 

Should I CHOP off the hair. 

It's either 11 inches or shorter,

Lock of Love Baby

 but long enough to wear a hat.

Like this.

Side note* the husband does not care if it is short or long. 

Quarter Life Crisis

Part ONE

Don't get me wrong

 I will embrace it

 <3 it.. . I think.

Why now you ask?

So, after three knee surgeries

one starts to think it's time to give up a certain love. . . 

Harm: So what does this mean for say a sport like soccer?

Dr.: Well, I'm not going to tell you you can't play, that is up to you, but I would probably strongly suggest Not.

Curse you Dr. Reason

You know how people are suppose to have passions?

Soccer is mine, and crocheting.

It's not just a hobby, I mean really.

In High School, I had a license plate all picked out.

SCCR11

Yup. 11 is my number.

I know that screams eternal love.

So what I am asking you, what are your passions?  

I need (with strong sighs) a new sport.

Can i borrow yours?

Forevertron Relapse

Beware of the Eye

I mean, this thing was as wide as I am tall. 

That is 5'1".

But that is a big eye and some serious detail.

Dumbo anyone? This just makes me happy.

<3

Psychedelic Bird.

I need one for my front lawn.

Big Birds Head. 

If you can't tell, Derek is standing inside of the head.

This just screams POWER.

Ahhhh, if only I had been borns 50 years earlier, I could have seen this puppy at his prime. 

Hooray for Surgery!

Here's a quick update on Harm.  For those who don't know, she had knee surgery on Friday.

Here's a before photo:

 

And here's an after:

She's doing well, and is already crutching around a little. She'll be on crutches for 4 weeks, then rehab for awhile...

What are you scared of?

I have a slight phobia of MOSQUITOS (bringers or mass hysteria, no sleeping, frantic eyes, and itching)

Once we went to Hawaii, had on a halter top while hiking through the beautiful jungle.

Final Mosquitos count?

Derek: 2

Harmony: 31

Thirty-one people.

I think that means I lost.

Phobia justified.